Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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