yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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