Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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