so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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