I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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