Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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