I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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