they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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