She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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