i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Green mimosas i think yes
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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