STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
it's great music for shaving your balls
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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