Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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