Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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