Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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