I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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