Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now

(248): View more from Michigan

I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!

(248): View more from Michigan

I am absolutely hammered

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(541): View more from Oregon

The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He told me they were just razor bumps!

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night

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(587): View more from Alberta

Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.

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