piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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