just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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