"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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