I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
