It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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