For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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