I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im having a threesome with these popsicles
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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