Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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