I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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