We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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