that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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