I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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