I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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