theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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