One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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