Have you finally orgasmed yet?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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