from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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