she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize