butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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