last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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