The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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