We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Blood and glitter go together right?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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