it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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