hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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