How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm passing your future prison.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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