I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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