home. puking in laundry basket.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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