So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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