Pregnant stripper...not hot.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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