My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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