so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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