I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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