So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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