If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Two words: blizzard sex
pray to the hookup gods
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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