My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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