the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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