dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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