Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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