i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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