Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
