is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
