I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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